The world is a final project of a student in another world. He put it in aquarium and submitted it to the professor. He got F since the human specie became too smart, killed all other species including themselves and the planet. He left the project in his house basement. Now we are alone in …

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Funny how kids can’t stand being in a car when it’s not moving. You can drive 3 hours and they will sing songs and play games but you stand 10 minutes in a traffic jam and they ask “how much longer?” and “when do we get home?”

Today is a sad day. I didn’t receive any junk email. I used to spend 30 minutes before sleep unsubscribing from distribution lists. I called pharmacies and told them I don’t need Viagra. I replied to all money offers that say $1,000,000 is waiting for me in some bank account and told them the amount …

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